Does anyone own any "funny stories" to share give or take a few your horses?
Thanks alot for sharing.*
Answers: i used to work at a boarding and training barn. one time one of the geldings was turned out and i be walking a mare past his paddock. he get all excited and started whinnying and showing bad for her. well, he be so busy looking at the mare that he pranced right into the trunk of a tree. believe me if horses can look ambarrasses, he certainly be the picture of it. his owner was in attendance and almost died laughing.
One of my thoroughbreds decided he did not want to be caught i tried catching him near a bucket and he came up to the bucket and lunged at it he took it out of my hand and ran round the Field beside the bucket in his mouth until he be away from me eat the food and he afterwards looked at me as if to say cant take into custody me now
dont hold any funny stories but got a especially sad one! below par tell you that following..lol
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I have this great Arabian Gelding. I swear he's a picture. He loves to steal hats and gloves and hold them up super elevated in the atmosphere so you can't reach them. He's so personable and nerdy. I love him!
I used to lease a pony name Butter who had so much self-esteem he could have be 30 hands high. He loved to strut his stuff in front of the mares, especially when we be trail riding. One day, we be trotting by a paddock full of mares and, to show his worth, he took off at a full gallop across the grass. I nearly fell stale!
He was such a ladies' man. He'd also get through anything that wasn't nailed down, including Nutter Butters, Tootsie Pops and lemonade.
I hold also heard of a horse that ate hamburgers...
When we be getting two of the horses groomed for photo's and practicing posing them; my gelding who was watching from his corral, stretched himself into a show stance and put his organizer up so high he would enjoy drowned in a rainfall storm!! It was as if he be saying "Hey! look at me I'm pretty too!" Soooooo green! Had to go contribute him a good grooming and for a time run on the lunge line! :]
Weird entity happened-my parents horse which is a very correct horse one day go up on her back legs and hit my father contained by the head beside her front legs- well a few days next we found out my father had a tumor on like side she hit- we just thought it be strange- wonder if animals can tell when something is wrong- and by the process Dad if fine now!! and so is the horse!!
I enjoy a Quarter horse named Oliver who realy like 2 make a fool of him self. one time he reach down and put a stick in his mouth and started crunchin on it so I tried 2 pry it out of his mouth and get half of it and he swallowd the rest and for the rest of the sunshine he was caughing. another time he i be reaching down to do something and he started licking me!
He's the best boy ever though!
ok one time i was out surrounded by the pasture and there be about 6 horses...nearby was one name fancy who loved attention...well she notice that i was here and wasnt giving her attention so she went to the center of the pasture close to 50 feet away from me and farted so loud i bet i could hear it from a mile away..i be weird...lol
I have just started riding at the dressage barn beside my qh, Herbie. He was modern to longeing and I was brand new to the trappings of the dressage world, but had him adjectives done up with the side reins, bridle, saddle, etc. He'd have one lesson on the longe with my strange instructor, which was outstandingly wild but he finally get it right and I was doing my first session near him by myself. Prior to this, "Herbie didn't longe". This was a given. He be a huge guy, I am teeny, and he had never have this done before we get him and the fist time I tried, we qualified for Olympic Dirt Skiing on our fist go. It be so bad, I told my spouse, "Herbie Doesn't Longe" and we a moment ago free exercised him. Anyway, he wasn't running off contained by his new attain up and he'd had his attitude soundly on the same wavelength by my instructor. My turn. after about partially an hour of trying mightilty to convince him he needed to trot around me and not me around him, I blew my top totally and stood there berating him within three languages of rebellious xxx words. He just stood at hand looking at me like I be a mad creature, eyes bugged out and chin tucked, not budging one single bit, up to the point where I a moment ago burst out laughing, turned my backed on him to achieve some air and foreign scenery and within stood my little son on the visitors veranda.. "Mommy, why are you so mad at Herbie, who's standing nearby being such a virtuous boy??!?"
A couple years ago I was baking pumpkin pies for Thanksgiving & I have the back door enlarge, with the eyeshade door closed. I was contained by the livingroom & heard a hullabaloo so I go to check & it be my mare with her snout in the pies! She have pie ALL over her face!! It be soo cute! She loved them!! I laughed soooooo strong!! Now when I make a pumpkin pie I administer her a slice. & Now she always open the back door. LOL
I'm going funny...I used to hold a horse that I had to share a Mountain Dew near. If she saw the green can she was relentless to achieve a drink...I finally gave within when I started her under saddle,and permit her have her own which most terminated on the ground LOL
http://pegasus1abe.homestead.com/files/c...
I also had a horse that have to share my tostada when we went to the gymkhanas that sold them. I even tried putting salsa on one and that made her close to it more. Her name be Spanish and so I think she may hold grown up on refried beans and tortillas. I loved her and she got her own tostada next to lots of salsa and she rocked the timed events!
http://pegasus1abe.homestead.com/files/c...
One time she took off out of that butt in the pic and I didn't enjoy a hold on my saddle horn and I did a back flip rotten the saddle...and landed contained by sitting position. Laughing...she stopped and looked back at me similar to "what are you doing down there?" LMAO
I be grooming my horse before riding, and I be talking to one of my friends who's pony be in the crossties across from me. While I be doing that, I had a carrot for my horse to dispense him later, and I be using hand gesture but the carrot in my appendage. My horse saw it, and pretended to pay no attention. Then I put it within my pocket and while I was brushing his mane he purely stooped his head down and took it out of my pocket.
Well, I WORK at a stables, and the horses at hand are characters. My boss had finally gotten his horses located to his place and one is a fun one. I be mucking out the stalls one day and kept walking by his stall and he have this strange looking face on, which concerned me. The subsequent time I walk by he squirts hose at my face. He must've thought it be funny because he whinned and walked around contained by circle. This is also the same horse that steals front rope!
i let my horse move about into my neighbor's field and she go running as fast as she could, and her legs be all splaying out similar to you see in a send-up then she started bucking and fell down rolling. i've never see her do that before, but it be pretty funny!!
Picture a field of more or less 12 weanlings running around! This has other stood out in my mind as one of the funniest moments near horses. They were adjectives running around on a muddy day and "Brasso" be paid a quick turn and wipe out flat on the ground and immediately started rolling resembling he meant to do that. I guess so the other weanlings wouldn't chortle at him. It was implausible!! Had too have be there (LOL)
I don't own him, but one of my favorite horses have a 'touchdown dance'. After he jumps capably and gets praised he'll prance for a few foot, really exaggerated and high, and sort of verbs himself into a frame and swish his tail. It's so cute, but it also makes your butt sore after awhile. He other calms down once he's stopped...almost other. The first time he started prancing I freaked out and almost fell off, he stopped and stood still and looked highly confused that I wasn't having as much fun as he be.
One of my favorite horses I rubbed at the track was name Ten Pound Test. He was a moment ago such a sweetheart whom I really bonded with. He go out to gallop each hours of daylight after the break which was mid am so he spent adjectives morning watching me go spinal column & forth getting my other horses ready for the exercise riders/ doing stalls/ newly bustling around. He would always hang down over his stall guard and just see me . So after he trained, the hot walkers would cool him out & I have his stall ready next to his hay in the corner. He would munch some hay and bring it to the front to examine me some more. By late AM it be my routine to just stir down the line & groom adjectives 7 and do up their legs. One morning I was walking by to receive something and noticed him standing contained by his stall with his butt within the far corner and his front end contained by the middle of his stall, this was weird and wonderful for him because he always "rested" on the far wall. I did a double pinch and noticed a really uncommon expression on his face. I come over to the front of his stall to get a better look and he be standing perfectly still but moving his widen eyes side to side like he be looking behind himself beside out moving his head. Here a babe-in-arms bird had land on his butt. The mother was swooping around and the baby be hopping about on Test's butt. I purely had to hoot, here's a 1,000 stud horse with a conceivably 4 oz baby bird on his posterior and he's looking back nearby like Oh My God! LOL I only just loved that horse
one thouroghbred i worked with be such a character! it be so hard to thieve his bridle on and off because he would other grab the side of it beside his teeth and wont let turn. when i get sour of him i always confer him the reins so he can walk himself contained by circles! when i take his saddle rotten i put the whip between my legs and if i dont money attention he will grab it and start playing beside it, most of the time he ends up hitting me with it! when i pick his hooves he tries to push me over near his nose!
another thouroghbred i worked near had a sense of humor! if you stand contained by front of his stall he will stick his head out and bump you as rugged as he could and then turn around surrounded by his stall and act close to he didnt do it!
One time i was teaming pen with some friends... And my horse storm used to be a sheep farm horse but hasn't seen cows forever...So we receive in at hand and he takes bad after one but gets so close to it he started to groom it approaching it was his friend, and we looked mighty stupid running after a cow near Storms head down a short time ago nuzzling the cow and gently biting it. Everyone get a good guffaw out of it. Another thing Storm does is you read aloud hold this for me he'll grab your crop and hold it surrounded by his mouth until you take it. Or if the take is open you right to be heard close it and hell nudge it shut he can also open them. Everyone at shows are other amazed.
My horse did not want to be caught one day, so my aunt put a rope to close stale the corral so she couldn't go to the big pasture. My aunt know the rope wasn't very correct for keeping a horse in but she figure she wouldn't leave. As she be lunging her around she stopped right in front of this rope and looked at my aunt, but her eyes have such a mischievous look to them. My aunt then thought to herself "Don't you dare run through that rope". Instead of my horse going through the rope though, she ducked her whole body lower than it and went to the big pasture. Good luck catching a horse contained by a huge pasture!
My horse is so smart, it's sometimes a bad point. I never knew a horse could do the limbo!
It be the day until that time a show, so I gave my gelding a hip bath, and I decided to agree to him out for a little while. The fence had be painted earlier, so I figure they would dry. So I put him in his pasture and I was puttin my horses inside to nurture them and turn them in for the dark, so I go outside and my gelding is coated within paint. It was a scream! He's a paint horse, and the paint on the fence be an orangy-brown color, so he had it adjectives over his nose and horizontal bar on his one side. It took me forever to clean him up.
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Answers: i used to work at a boarding and training barn. one time one of the geldings was turned out and i be walking a mare past his paddock. he get all excited and started whinnying and showing bad for her. well, he be so busy looking at the mare that he pranced right into the trunk of a tree. believe me if horses can look ambarrasses, he certainly be the picture of it. his owner was in attendance and almost died laughing.
One of my thoroughbreds decided he did not want to be caught i tried catching him near a bucket and he came up to the bucket and lunged at it he took it out of my hand and ran round the Field beside the bucket in his mouth until he be away from me eat the food and he afterwards looked at me as if to say cant take into custody me now
dont hold any funny stories but got a especially sad one! below par tell you that following..lol
take diligence
I have this great Arabian Gelding. I swear he's a picture. He loves to steal hats and gloves and hold them up super elevated in the atmosphere so you can't reach them. He's so personable and nerdy. I love him!
I used to lease a pony name Butter who had so much self-esteem he could have be 30 hands high. He loved to strut his stuff in front of the mares, especially when we be trail riding. One day, we be trotting by a paddock full of mares and, to show his worth, he took off at a full gallop across the grass. I nearly fell stale!
He was such a ladies' man. He'd also get through anything that wasn't nailed down, including Nutter Butters, Tootsie Pops and lemonade.
I hold also heard of a horse that ate hamburgers...
When we be getting two of the horses groomed for photo's and practicing posing them; my gelding who was watching from his corral, stretched himself into a show stance and put his organizer up so high he would enjoy drowned in a rainfall storm!! It was as if he be saying "Hey! look at me I'm pretty too!" Soooooo green! Had to go contribute him a good grooming and for a time run on the lunge line! :]
Weird entity happened-my parents horse which is a very correct horse one day go up on her back legs and hit my father contained by the head beside her front legs- well a few days next we found out my father had a tumor on like side she hit- we just thought it be strange- wonder if animals can tell when something is wrong- and by the process Dad if fine now!! and so is the horse!!
I enjoy a Quarter horse named Oliver who realy like 2 make a fool of him self. one time he reach down and put a stick in his mouth and started crunchin on it so I tried 2 pry it out of his mouth and get half of it and he swallowd the rest and for the rest of the sunshine he was caughing. another time he i be reaching down to do something and he started licking me!
He's the best boy ever though!
ok one time i was out surrounded by the pasture and there be about 6 horses...nearby was one name fancy who loved attention...well she notice that i was here and wasnt giving her attention so she went to the center of the pasture close to 50 feet away from me and farted so loud i bet i could hear it from a mile away..i be weird...lol
I have just started riding at the dressage barn beside my qh, Herbie. He was modern to longeing and I was brand new to the trappings of the dressage world, but had him adjectives done up with the side reins, bridle, saddle, etc. He'd have one lesson on the longe with my strange instructor, which was outstandingly wild but he finally get it right and I was doing my first session near him by myself. Prior to this, "Herbie didn't longe". This was a given. He be a huge guy, I am teeny, and he had never have this done before we get him and the fist time I tried, we qualified for Olympic Dirt Skiing on our fist go. It be so bad, I told my spouse, "Herbie Doesn't Longe" and we a moment ago free exercised him. Anyway, he wasn't running off contained by his new attain up and he'd had his attitude soundly on the same wavelength by my instructor. My turn. after about partially an hour of trying mightilty to convince him he needed to trot around me and not me around him, I blew my top totally and stood there berating him within three languages of rebellious xxx words. He just stood at hand looking at me like I be a mad creature, eyes bugged out and chin tucked, not budging one single bit, up to the point where I a moment ago burst out laughing, turned my backed on him to achieve some air and foreign scenery and within stood my little son on the visitors veranda.. "Mommy, why are you so mad at Herbie, who's standing nearby being such a virtuous boy??!?"
A couple years ago I was baking pumpkin pies for Thanksgiving & I have the back door enlarge, with the eyeshade door closed. I was contained by the livingroom & heard a hullabaloo so I go to check & it be my mare with her snout in the pies! She have pie ALL over her face!! It be soo cute! She loved them!! I laughed soooooo strong!! Now when I make a pumpkin pie I administer her a slice. & Now she always open the back door. LOL
I'm going funny...I used to hold a horse that I had to share a Mountain Dew near. If she saw the green can she was relentless to achieve a drink...I finally gave within when I started her under saddle,and permit her have her own which most terminated on the ground LOL
http://pegasus1abe.homestead.com/files/c...
I also had a horse that have to share my tostada when we went to the gymkhanas that sold them. I even tried putting salsa on one and that made her close to it more. Her name be Spanish and so I think she may hold grown up on refried beans and tortillas. I loved her and she got her own tostada next to lots of salsa and she rocked the timed events!
http://pegasus1abe.homestead.com/files/c...
One time she took off out of that butt in the pic and I didn't enjoy a hold on my saddle horn and I did a back flip rotten the saddle...and landed contained by sitting position. Laughing...she stopped and looked back at me similar to "what are you doing down there?" LMAO
I be grooming my horse before riding, and I be talking to one of my friends who's pony be in the crossties across from me. While I be doing that, I had a carrot for my horse to dispense him later, and I be using hand gesture but the carrot in my appendage. My horse saw it, and pretended to pay no attention. Then I put it within my pocket and while I was brushing his mane he purely stooped his head down and took it out of my pocket.
Well, I WORK at a stables, and the horses at hand are characters. My boss had finally gotten his horses located to his place and one is a fun one. I be mucking out the stalls one day and kept walking by his stall and he have this strange looking face on, which concerned me. The subsequent time I walk by he squirts hose at my face. He must've thought it be funny because he whinned and walked around contained by circle. This is also the same horse that steals front rope!
i let my horse move about into my neighbor's field and she go running as fast as she could, and her legs be all splaying out similar to you see in a send-up then she started bucking and fell down rolling. i've never see her do that before, but it be pretty funny!!
Picture a field of more or less 12 weanlings running around! This has other stood out in my mind as one of the funniest moments near horses. They were adjectives running around on a muddy day and "Brasso" be paid a quick turn and wipe out flat on the ground and immediately started rolling resembling he meant to do that. I guess so the other weanlings wouldn't chortle at him. It was implausible!! Had too have be there (LOL)
I don't own him, but one of my favorite horses have a 'touchdown dance'. After he jumps capably and gets praised he'll prance for a few foot, really exaggerated and high, and sort of verbs himself into a frame and swish his tail. It's so cute, but it also makes your butt sore after awhile. He other calms down once he's stopped...almost other. The first time he started prancing I freaked out and almost fell off, he stopped and stood still and looked highly confused that I wasn't having as much fun as he be.
One of my favorite horses I rubbed at the track was name Ten Pound Test. He was a moment ago such a sweetheart whom I really bonded with. He go out to gallop each hours of daylight after the break which was mid am so he spent adjectives morning watching me go spinal column & forth getting my other horses ready for the exercise riders/ doing stalls/ newly bustling around. He would always hang down over his stall guard and just see me . So after he trained, the hot walkers would cool him out & I have his stall ready next to his hay in the corner. He would munch some hay and bring it to the front to examine me some more. By late AM it be my routine to just stir down the line & groom adjectives 7 and do up their legs. One morning I was walking by to receive something and noticed him standing contained by his stall with his butt within the far corner and his front end contained by the middle of his stall, this was weird and wonderful for him because he always "rested" on the far wall. I did a double pinch and noticed a really uncommon expression on his face. I come over to the front of his stall to get a better look and he be standing perfectly still but moving his widen eyes side to side like he be looking behind himself beside out moving his head. Here a babe-in-arms bird had land on his butt. The mother was swooping around and the baby be hopping about on Test's butt. I purely had to hoot, here's a 1,000 stud horse with a conceivably 4 oz baby bird on his posterior and he's looking back nearby like Oh My God! LOL I only just loved that horse
one thouroghbred i worked with be such a character! it be so hard to thieve his bridle on and off because he would other grab the side of it beside his teeth and wont let turn. when i get sour of him i always confer him the reins so he can walk himself contained by circles! when i take his saddle rotten i put the whip between my legs and if i dont money attention he will grab it and start playing beside it, most of the time he ends up hitting me with it! when i pick his hooves he tries to push me over near his nose!
another thouroghbred i worked near had a sense of humor! if you stand contained by front of his stall he will stick his head out and bump you as rugged as he could and then turn around surrounded by his stall and act close to he didnt do it!
One time i was teaming pen with some friends... And my horse storm used to be a sheep farm horse but hasn't seen cows forever...So we receive in at hand and he takes bad after one but gets so close to it he started to groom it approaching it was his friend, and we looked mighty stupid running after a cow near Storms head down a short time ago nuzzling the cow and gently biting it. Everyone get a good guffaw out of it. Another thing Storm does is you read aloud hold this for me he'll grab your crop and hold it surrounded by his mouth until you take it. Or if the take is open you right to be heard close it and hell nudge it shut he can also open them. Everyone at shows are other amazed.
My horse did not want to be caught one day, so my aunt put a rope to close stale the corral so she couldn't go to the big pasture. My aunt know the rope wasn't very correct for keeping a horse in but she figure she wouldn't leave. As she be lunging her around she stopped right in front of this rope and looked at my aunt, but her eyes have such a mischievous look to them. My aunt then thought to herself "Don't you dare run through that rope". Instead of my horse going through the rope though, she ducked her whole body lower than it and went to the big pasture. Good luck catching a horse contained by a huge pasture!
My horse is so smart, it's sometimes a bad point. I never knew a horse could do the limbo!
It be the day until that time a show, so I gave my gelding a hip bath, and I decided to agree to him out for a little while. The fence had be painted earlier, so I figure they would dry. So I put him in his pasture and I was puttin my horses inside to nurture them and turn them in for the dark, so I go outside and my gelding is coated within paint. It was a scream! He's a paint horse, and the paint on the fence be an orangy-brown color, so he had it adjectives over his nose and horizontal bar on his one side. It took me forever to clean him up.
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